Were they tanning?

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roseline371274
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Were they tanning?

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No worries, kids. Max gets a little grumpy, has a vision of his lost family that basically tells him to get his ass moving, and Max rushes off to catch up with the girls and Fifi, who have just left, to stop them.

“Stop.
– Max?
– I told you, there’s nothing within 160 days of riding a motorbike from here. Remember my bullshit!
– Yes, of course, but…
– Furiosa: I know where there’s water.
– Where you lived in Mad Max 1?
– No, no one remembers that movie anymore! Right, Fifi?
– What movie?
– You see! Well, listen, there’s water… in Vilainville! ” 

In the room, at that moment, everyone held their breath. No! They wouldn't dare?

If.

"  All you have to do, my little Furiosa, is take the truck and head off in the opposite direction to whatsapp number list conquer Vilainville!
" - "But it's a fortress? And what about the three convoys we've been fleeing since the beginning of the film?
" - "I say they're conquerable. We come in the opposite direction, we kill them all and we win! " 

This twist is one of the worst I've ever seen. I've seen some shit. But the part about the guy who says yeah, come on, no, actually the 2 hours of the movie were cool but we're going to do it in reverse, I... Diego? Diego, go steal some monkeys from the Beauval Zoo, quick. I need some manpower to throw poop on the screen.

And no, I'm not kidding. They really do it (not the monkeys, the writers. Well, the monkeys too. Ah, you're confusing me).

The film continues as the truck, now with Furiosa, the girls, Fifi, Max and the annoying grannies (because they are) speeds in the opposite direction. Immortan Joe, who was bored in the sun on the side of the road with his entire convoy (but what were they doing there if they weren't chasing anymore? Was it Operation Tan Your Albino ?), as well as the convoys of his allies who also had nothing else to do, decides to go after them. Oh well!

So, the final chase begins. It crosses all the scenery we've already seen, like the mountain pass and its arch. The rock that exploded, sending a bunch of stuff blocking the arch? It's intact again! The pile drivers that were blocking the pass? Well, I can tell you, when Joe's men clear, they clear: there isn't even a single stone left on the ground! It's magical.
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