Jurassic Sick World

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Before I begin this spoiler, I want to inform my dear readers that Hollywood has just taken another step towards open and unabashed nonsense. And to give you the lowdown, let me present the official pitch for Jurassic World , as presented on the official websites by the production itself.

The Indominus Rex, a genetically modified dinosaur created by scientist Claire Dearing, is wreaking havoc on the famous amusement park. Hopes of ending this reptilian threat now rest on raptor trainer Owen Grady and his cool attitude.

I'll start again for the two at the back who weren't listening.

[…] raptor trainer Owen Grady and his cool attitude.

Oh yeah. Okay.

The "  cool attitude ." Do I really need to comment? Point out that these guys are so out buy phone number list of ideas that they're adding this kind of stuff to the pitch? Does anyone else want to dig their thumbs into the culprit's eye sockets just by reading that phrase?

Jurassic World foretold it: a sweet whiff of turds was already wafting from its pitch. But what about reality? Was it all just a mistake by the intern in charge of writing the film? Or is your entire childhood about to be trampled under the span of two hours?

Spoilers, my dears!


The poster: What The Fuck – Allegory
Our film opens in a lab, as dinosaurs are hatching from their eggs, presumably to go do dinosaur things like run around, scream loudly, or read L'Humanité .

But already, we're heading elsewhere, and more precisely, to a family home in the United States where the kids of the house are getting ready to go on a trip. But who are these delightful children? Let me introduce you to the two charming toddlers of the Mitchell family. First of all, there's Gray. Gray is the younger of the two brothers. He's mischievous, lively, but above all, passionate about dinosaurs. He's sad to have to leave his family, even if it's for a week's vacation, but excited at the idea of ​​going to Jurassic World, his destination, where his aunt Claire works. Fortunately, he's not going alone, because his brother Zach is accompanying him. He's older, since he's almost old enough to leave home, more rebellious, and more interested in girls. So he says goodbye to his girlfriend before leaving for.