The team is now composed as follows
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:01 am
I'll take this opportunity to point out: we're treated to a kikis competition between Von Doom and Richards to see who's the smartest. And since this is an American film, there's only one way to determine it, namely, by saying who invented their teleporter prototype at the youngest age. So 10 years for Richards, and apparently, even less for Von Doom. Remember in the other Marvel movies, it's the same, Tony Stark & co, it's the youngest inventor competition. If you haven't mounted your own Rolex by the time you're 5, you've wasted your life.
And no, there is no other evidence of intelligence.
So Mr. Handyman is some kind of deity, while Einstein is a jerk if I'm correct. Okay. Thanks, Marvel.
That being said, another character joins the team: Johnny Storm, the professor's son, who is a bit restless c level executive list and the type to play Fast & Furious with the car paid for by his dad, until the accident that forces said dad to come and work for him to pay for the broken pots (huhu).
Therefore,
Reed Richards & Viktor Von Doom, as genius scientists (so experts in all fields out of high school), develop the teleporter.
Johnny Storm, a genius assembler, takes care of the assembly.
Systems analyst Susan Storm is in charge of... outfits?!
Wait, WHAT? But besides, for the moment, there's no human exploration planned, what am I... wait a second? Yes? Ah, someone whispers in my earpiece that " Go ahead, she's the girl, so obviously she likes clothes and she does sewing ." Very well, very well. I'll let my readers enjoy it. Then get back to their knitting, of course.
To try to make up for it all, the props people did try a few tricks. Susan is the only one who has to walk around wearing a lab coat and a badge to remind everyone that yes, yes, she's a scientist, come on. The others, extras included, wear a little polo shirt, and that's it, who would doubt their place?
Our heroes work tirelessly on the transporter, until one day Viktor catches Reed laughing with Susan. He calls him over to pull his ear.
"Hey, you little rascal! You think I don't see you fooling around with my future girlfriend?
" "It's not at all what you think! We were working, I...
" "That's not my impression.
" "And yet... we're finished.
" "What?
" "The teleporter. It's ready.
" "Excuse me?
" "I was saying the teleporter was ready.
" "Are you telling me that the mega-extraordinary project we've been working on for months is ready, but that you're not at all impatient, nor is Susan for that matter, that you wrapped it up between two coffees and "forgot" to announce it to the point that I have to ask?
" "That's it.
" "Ah, well, that's credible. Okay, let's warn the others! Quick, we have to do a test!"
Excitement spreads throughout the laboratory, and two tests are therefore carried out. First, to send non-living matter via the teleporter, then to bring it back. So, they choose to send Valery Giscard d'Estaing, before bringing him back successfully.
And no, there is no other evidence of intelligence.
So Mr. Handyman is some kind of deity, while Einstein is a jerk if I'm correct. Okay. Thanks, Marvel.
That being said, another character joins the team: Johnny Storm, the professor's son, who is a bit restless c level executive list and the type to play Fast & Furious with the car paid for by his dad, until the accident that forces said dad to come and work for him to pay for the broken pots (huhu).
Therefore,
Reed Richards & Viktor Von Doom, as genius scientists (so experts in all fields out of high school), develop the teleporter.
Johnny Storm, a genius assembler, takes care of the assembly.
Systems analyst Susan Storm is in charge of... outfits?!
Wait, WHAT? But besides, for the moment, there's no human exploration planned, what am I... wait a second? Yes? Ah, someone whispers in my earpiece that " Go ahead, she's the girl, so obviously she likes clothes and she does sewing ." Very well, very well. I'll let my readers enjoy it. Then get back to their knitting, of course.
To try to make up for it all, the props people did try a few tricks. Susan is the only one who has to walk around wearing a lab coat and a badge to remind everyone that yes, yes, she's a scientist, come on. The others, extras included, wear a little polo shirt, and that's it, who would doubt their place?
Our heroes work tirelessly on the transporter, until one day Viktor catches Reed laughing with Susan. He calls him over to pull his ear.
"Hey, you little rascal! You think I don't see you fooling around with my future girlfriend?
" "It's not at all what you think! We were working, I...
" "That's not my impression.
" "And yet... we're finished.
" "What?
" "The teleporter. It's ready.
" "Excuse me?
" "I was saying the teleporter was ready.
" "Are you telling me that the mega-extraordinary project we've been working on for months is ready, but that you're not at all impatient, nor is Susan for that matter, that you wrapped it up between two coffees and "forgot" to announce it to the point that I have to ask?
" "That's it.
" "Ah, well, that's credible. Okay, let's warn the others! Quick, we have to do a test!"
Excitement spreads throughout the laboratory, and two tests are therefore carried out. First, to send non-living matter via the teleporter, then to bring it back. So, they choose to send Valery Giscard d'Estaing, before bringing him back successfully.